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Jackass: The Movie is the official soundtrack for the American comedy film Jackass: The Movie. The soundtrack, containing music and dialogue from the film, was released on October 25, 2002, on Interscope. The album made it to #173 on the Billboard 200 and #11 on the Billboard's Top Soundtracks chart. Two songs on the album, \"Let's Get Fucked Up\" and \"Baby Got Back\", gave it a Parental Advisory warning. The rest of songs contain no explicit content. A clean version of the album, which removes the profanities in \"Let's Get Fucked Up\", was also released. The song is censored by blanking and the use of a sound of a record scratching.
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