{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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Lorenzo Maggioni is a professional Italian football referee who referees in the Italian Serie A and Serie B. From the season 2023-24 he has been included in the dedicated list of the Italian Video Assistant Referee.
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